Picture Poetry, Poetry

You’re perfect!



The way you hug me round my waist;
The way you caress my curves just right;
The way you adore my legs;
The way you make me feel when we’re together;
I wish all the others were just like you.
Where have you been all my life?
You’re the best pair of pants I ever had!
I’m so in love with you!
😍 ❤️💋💞




Image source: Google images & Digital Art by A ~ I.R.B
Contents compiled: April 25 2017
Originally published: April 25 2017
Copyright © 2016 Inner Ramblings Boulevard

Poetry, Short Stories

Do you not know where your mouth is?


She spills her food.
I ask jokingly,
“Do you not know
where your mouth is?”
She looks at me upstartedly saying,
“Yes I do!!!”

This has been a running gag
at my house for some time.
The expression on her face
is usually priceless.

So here I sit alone,
savoring her absence
and my midday breakfast,
sipping my coffee left-handedly.

Oops! There’s a spill!
So I ask myself jokingly,
“Do you not know
where your mouth is?”
I chuckle to myself as I respond,
“Yes I do!”


Image source: Digital Art by A~I.R.B.
Contents compiled: February 26 2017
Originally published: February 26 2017
Copyright © 2016 Inner Ramblings Boulevard

HUMOR, Short Stories

Your name in print? Hmm, maybe a bad idea!!!!

Image source: Google images

Have you always wanted to be a published writer? Have you always fantasized about being famous — seeing your name in print? Well here’s a good reason why that’s probably a bad idea! But don’t take my word for it, watch the following video and decide for yourself.



Video: “The new phonebook’s here!”


Contents written: August 26 2016
Originally published: August 26 2016
Copyright © 2016 Moylom Enterprises

Short Stories



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Contents compiled: Feb 11 2016 | ©2016 Moylom Enterprises

Short Stories

Shopping gone wrong!

He was a jovial bloke!

He saw his items
spread across the conveyor belt
and had a moment of buyer’s remorse.

“Oh my gosh,
what have I done!
My wife is going to kill me!”

His wife sent him
to do the shopping,
but then there was more —
much more!

He tried to justify each purchase
as he saw his grand total
creep higher and higher,
then shook his head in disbelief.

“How will he explain all this?”

He tested a few of his excuses on us
but they were more
hilarious than believable.
Funny thing is, he wasn’t kidding!

“I took a wrong turn
down the bread aisle,
and some how came face to face
with twinkies.
How was I supposed to escape
a trap like that? “

We laughed hysterically
as he continued
his elaborate confession.

“Then to add insult to injury,
I couldn’t make it in time
to the free store ‘giveaway’
because I got distracted
by the donuts and cookies.
So now the milk duds are just
to comfort my sadness.”

The tears were streaming
from my eyes by this time.
I was in stitches.
I tried to be professional
but it was useless.

He finally concluded
that the only thing
to save his life would be
to sneak his purchases
into the house.

“If I get caught,
I’m gonna blame her for
She should have known better
than to send me shopping alone!”

“At least I started of
with healthy choices:
fruits, veges, yogurt, and chicken.
But then it was all
downhill from there!
At least I should get
points for effort, right? “

We cackled ridiculously
as we wished him well
and sent him on his way.
He had good intentions and
no one can fault him for that.
After all, don’t we all?

He was the highlight of our day
and a good sport indeed!
I’ve since given him the name,
Mr. Good Intentions.

I doubt his wife
would see the humor
in any of his antics,
but he certainly was
an entertaining breath of fresh air.
May he rest in peace!


Image source: Google images
Contents compiled: March 27 2017
Originally published: March 27 2017
Copyright © 2016 Inner Ramblings Boulevard

Short Stories

How was your weekend?



Hello lovely people!
It’s Monday. I used to hate Mondays but many things have been changing in my life recently so now I just see it as a start to a brand new adventure. Isn’t it funny how a change of scenery can realign ones perspective? I’ve been seeing the world in a whole new way.

My days have been busy lately, so forgive me if I haven’t visited your blog recently. I have quite a bit of catching up to do. As for the weekends, I usually rest on Saturdays and do chores on Sunday but last weekend was a bit different.

Here’s what happened:

– Career training all day
– Engaging with fun, new people
– Nope, no rest!!

– pancakes for breakfast
– laundry (5 loads)
– cleaning
– cooking dinner
– checking munchkin’s homework
– sorting out munchkin’s toys
– catching up with family (phone calls)
– a very long and exciting shower
– a bit of blogging
– bedtime around midnight
– Nope, still no rest… 😔

No I didn’t watch the super bowl! Gasp!!!
My TV is always on the Disney Channel. That’s what munchkin likes so she controls the TV (more or less). Honestly, I couldn’t be bothered. Sounds fun, right? 😂

So enough of my ‘Ramblings’, I’d hate to bore you to tears. What did you do over the weekend? Excited to hear all about it!

A ☺🌷




Image source: Google images
Contents compiled: February 6 2017
Originally published: February 6 2017
Copyright © 2016 Inner Ramblings Boulevard